Reincarnated as Food

If I was to die and come back as food I would come back as bacon. I would ask that you cook me slow and lay me down on a bed of toast( New England Brown Bread),garden greens, fresh, and ripe sliced tomatoes w/ a slathering of mayo.

Or if I was cremated to return as paprika, a little smokey and sweet w/ a little heat, the Hungarian kind. Be generous and cook me slow w/ bacon and chicken and onions and garlic.